On Why It's Important to Finish High School

Overheard at a Vancouver lounge on Saturday evening by two women exiting the bar to head to a nightclub:

Voice #1: "I had a really good time chatting with those people. I was talking to them for, like, an hour about Spanish."

Voice #2: "You're so great with meeting new people! People really like you. You're so, you know, personal."

Voice #1: "Oh my god, thank you! I really do feel like I have good communication skills."

Indeed. The word you were looking for, ladies, is personable.

You heard it first here, kids. Stay in school.